Sleep tight...

The bedbugs have been biting.

Yes, our motel is almost hilariously bad. There are baby cockroaches that try to shower with me in the morning. The guy that drives the shuttle between the motel and the metro station is mean and grumpy, especially to old people. The cleaning people steal our shampoo and soap if we open it and use it even once...then replace it with fistfuls of facial soap. Yes, and people are getting bitten by something at night.

So I was looking under my mattress for bedbugs. Didn't spot any of those...but there, under my bed, were thoughtfully placed porn magazines. Not only that, but a used!trojan! AUGH! What the fizzle is the maid service for if not getting that filth the heck out of my room before I get there?

I figure that this whole thing will be hilarious...later...

For now, it's really unsettling. Oh well.